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Me encanta jugar en la cama, estar encima de él y hacerle esperar de forma sexualmente cruel restregándome con poca ropa, evitando que me toque poniendo sus manos por encima de su cabeza mientras las sujeto y me río hasta que finalmente no pueda más y se vea obligado a tumbarme violentamente para poder follarme. Dios, como me pone sentir que se desata hasta no poder controlarse.
— He ahí una gran amante. He dicho. (via sexcretos)

EPIC FAIL: SE JUEGA 2600€ a que gana el Madrid y lo restriega hasta que...

goaowonk:

Pues asi por la patilla me voy a sacar 1.500 euros extras para vivir unos cuantos meses bien RIESGO CERO, 2.600 EUROS CON 4085 DE GANANCIA. Esos 2600 euros era todo lo que tenia en mi cuenta bancaria, lo ingrese a williamhill hace 1 semana para jugarmelo todo a este partido, mente avanzada cinco siglos tengo, 1500 euros de la nada me voy a sacar!!!

Y gestionando bien el bank porque mantengo lo que tenia antes de apostar!!!! Ya que el dinero lo he metido nuevo!!

Ale pateticos, gracias de antemano por dar lastima, 1.500 euros para la cartera!!! LERELERE

EPIC FAIL SUCEDIDO EN http://foroparalelo.com/ , un foro que no es para lelos ;)

snestrogen: ask-nicelander-gene: Visual Development from Wreck-It Ralph (( Reblogging for pretty art, and especially that piece second from the top. I keep needing it and losing it. xD Also, that shows that when the game’s not being played, the “ready to play” screen is shown. So if you were to look into Litwak’s at night, you would only see blank screens. )) lord
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snestrogen: ask-nicelander-gene: Visual Development from Wreck-It Ralph (( Reblogging for pretty art, and especially that piece second from the top. I keep needing it and losing it. xD Also, that shows that when the game’s not being played, the “ready to play” screen is shown. So if you were to look into Litwak’s at night, you would only see blank screens. )) lord
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snestrogen: ask-nicelander-gene: Visual Development from Wreck-It Ralph (( Reblogging for pretty art, and especially that piece second from the top. I keep needing it and losing it. xD Also, that shows that when the game’s not being played, the “ready to play” screen is shown. So if you were to look into Litwak’s at night, you would only see blank screens. )) lord
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snestrogen: ask-nicelander-gene: Visual Development from Wreck-It Ralph (( Reblogging for pretty art, and especially that piece second from the top. I keep needing it and losing it. xD Also, that shows that when the game’s not being played, the “ready to play” screen is shown. So if you were to look into Litwak’s at night, you would only see blank screens. )) lord
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snestrogen: ask-nicelander-gene: Visual Development from Wreck-It Ralph (( Reblogging for pretty art, and especially that piece second from the top. I keep needing it and losing it. xD Also, that shows that when the game’s not being played, the “ready to play” screen is shown. So if you were to look into Litwak’s at night, you would only see blank screens. )) lord
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snestrogen: ask-nicelander-gene: Visual Development from Wreck-It Ralph (( Reblogging for pretty art, and especially that piece second from the top. I keep needing it and losing it. xD Also, that shows that when the game’s not being played, the “ready to play” screen is shown. So if you were to look into Litwak’s at night, you would only see blank screens. )) lord
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snestrogen: ask-nicelander-gene: Visual Development from Wreck-It Ralph (( Reblogging for pretty art, and especially that piece second from the top. I keep needing it and losing it. xD Also, that shows that when the game’s not being played, the “ready to play” screen is shown. So if you were to look into Litwak’s at night, you would only see blank screens. )) lord
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snestrogen: ask-nicelander-gene: Visual Development from Wreck-It Ralph (( Reblogging for pretty art, and especially that piece second from the top. I keep needing it and losing it. xD Also, that shows that when the game’s not being played, the “ready to play” screen is shown. So if you were to look into Litwak’s at night, you would only see blank screens. )) lord
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snestrogen: ask-nicelander-gene: Visual Development from Wreck-It Ralph (( Reblogging for pretty art, and especially that piece second from the top. I keep needing it and losing it. xD Also, that shows that when the game’s not being played, the “ready to play” screen is shown. So if you were to look into Litwak’s at night, you would only see blank screens. )) lord
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snestrogen: ask-nicelander-gene: Visual Development from Wreck-It Ralph (( Reblogging for pretty art, and especially that piece second from the top. I keep needing it and losing it. xD Also, that shows that when the game’s not being played, the “ready to play” screen is shown. So if you were to look into Litwak’s at night, you would only see blank screens. )) lord
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snestrogen:

ask-nicelander-gene:

Visual Development from Wreck-It Ralph

(( Reblogging for pretty art, and especially that piece second from the top. I keep needing it and losing it. xD

Also, that shows that when the game’s not being played, the “ready to play” screen is shown. So if you were to look into Litwak’s at night, you would only see blank screens. ))

lord

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Un mal día

elojetedesauron:

Un tío que se encuentra a una niña llorando al borde de un acantilado y le dice:

- ¿Qué te pasa, nena?

+ Pues que veníamos paseando mi padre mi madre y yo y mi madre se ha resbalado, se ha caído por el acantilado y mi padre al intentar rescatarla se ha caído también y ahora están los dos muertos!

Coge el tío, se baja la cremallera del pantalón y le dice:

- ¡Vaya, hoy no es tu día de suerte!

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